I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze. - D.H. Lawrence

Persistence..is futile

So there is this new phenomenon happening...

I'm getting messages from people that I've been ignoring, and they are YELLING at me for not answering. LoL. Really?

Not the way to charm a woman.

Under the sea..

I joined a new dating site, out of pure boredom I suppose. I'm fairly content with my current male interactions but these sites are just so amusing.

In less than a week I have received over 200 messages, 3 of which were propositions from girls.

I also have been told over 4 times that I look like Mila Kunis. My pictures are very deceiving, I like it. But imagine the eventual disappointment these men will have when they meet me. If...they meet me. Which is unlikely. Poor muscley masses of So.Fla. I could only be so lucky as to look like her.

Thoughts?

Pwned

I am totally the suck for not updating. I realize this. I'm training for a half marathon and am chronically exhausted.

Anyway. I received this message today:

"What kind of bread of kitten do you have?"

and another with a subject line that read "the one."

and another with a subject line that read "poop."

and another asking me about my "wierd" tattoos.

Also, if another person asks me about "UM bop" I'm going to explode.

Brilliant people here on the intarwebz.

This is a lameeee revival post. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow.

I've had better...

...movie experiences that is!

So, I just rolled up my sleeves to type this.

I just saw (500) Days of Summer. I feel a bit messed up from it. I once was in a very similar situation.

Quick synopsis: Guy meets girl. Girl is nuts. Guy falls in love with girl. Girls says "I don't want a bf, let's be friends." Guy stays by her side. Girl acts like a gf anyway. Girl leaves, girl comes back, girl gets married. Guy is crushed. Guy meets new girl.

The End. (I promise I didn't ruin it for those of you who haven't seen it.)

But yeah. I've been in this same situation. Several times in fact. Minus the marriage part.

It's all about uncertainty. I can't say I've ever been in a relationship where I was certain the guy was THE guy for me. And I suppose you really can feel something like that. But that's definitely why I always pull the "I don't want anything serious" card. That way, when it all falls apart I can say "well I told you..."

Stupid girls. Stupid, stupid girls.

She's like the wind...

Positive Post Alert...

Yes! I'm writing about something I *LIKE* for once.

Dun dun dun...

Sleepy kisses!

Sounds cheesey, but they are so good. The kind where you practically fall asleep kissing. Yup. I'm a fan.

Severing Ties and Making New Ones

So, I've decided that I don't think I can write in real-time anymore. About my escapades at least. The majority of my readers are the men in my life...things could get ugly(er). For now I will be writing about past experiences, unless something truly juicy comes up that I can't keep to myself...

I will say this though. I'm cutting myself off from getting involved with younger guys. Even a year younger. Not that older guys aren't the suck too (I exaggerate), but they really have zero common sense. They say the dumbest things. The kinds of things that make you get embarrassed for them. I HATE that feeling. It's almost worse than feeling embarrassed about something I did on my own.
I felt that way the entire time I was reading Catcher in the Rye. Just shut up!

I think I have a serious problem with men having emotions. I crave love and affection and when a guy actually cares, I flip out. Crazy.

What it comes down to: Don't be the girl. I'M THE GIRL. It really irks me to be prodded about what we are, where to go next, why I do and don't do certain things. I will open up if you just let me be. But honestly, if I'm not asking these questions, then you shouldn't be either, it's clearly not that deep.

Does any of this make any sense? Ultimately: Dating younger guys recently has been a learning experience. Nagging when you are the one who isn't following through is unacceptable. In the past I definitely did this, and it drives people away. Don't do it. I'm going to try my best not to. You should too. Kthxbai.

Whew!