I prefer "new car" smell...

Oh man! I wanna be at X-Games Fifteen!

Why, why, whyyyy did Axe make a spray that smells like leather? Realllly?!

"Hey guy, i'm a vegetarian, I really wish you smelled like dead cow hide"

No thanks.

I'm all for men smelling good, but leather is just...nasty.

Omg. Not only did they create this crap, but Axe threw a leather party! How dare they!! So uncool and unnecessary. Boo, Axe, boo!