I've had better...

...movie experiences that is!

So, I just rolled up my sleeves to type this.

I just saw (500) Days of Summer. I feel a bit messed up from it. I once was in a very similar situation.

Quick synopsis: Guy meets girl. Girl is nuts. Guy falls in love with girl. Girls says "I don't want a bf, let's be friends." Guy stays by her side. Girl acts like a gf anyway. Girl leaves, girl comes back, girl gets married. Guy is crushed. Guy meets new girl.

The End. (I promise I didn't ruin it for those of you who haven't seen it.)

But yeah. I've been in this same situation. Several times in fact. Minus the marriage part.

It's all about uncertainty. I can't say I've ever been in a relationship where I was certain the guy was THE guy for me. And I suppose you really can feel something like that. But that's definitely why I always pull the "I don't want anything serious" card. That way, when it all falls apart I can say "well I told you..."

Stupid girls. Stupid, stupid girls.

She's like the wind...

Positive Post Alert...

Yes! I'm writing about something I *LIKE* for once.

Dun dun dun...

Sleepy kisses!

Sounds cheesey, but they are so good. The kind where you practically fall asleep kissing. Yup. I'm a fan.

Severing Ties and Making New Ones

So, I've decided that I don't think I can write in real-time anymore. About my escapades at least. The majority of my readers are the men in my life...things could get ugly(er). For now I will be writing about past experiences, unless something truly juicy comes up that I can't keep to myself...

I will say this though. I'm cutting myself off from getting involved with younger guys. Even a year younger. Not that older guys aren't the suck too (I exaggerate), but they really have zero common sense. They say the dumbest things. The kinds of things that make you get embarrassed for them. I HATE that feeling. It's almost worse than feeling embarrassed about something I did on my own.
I felt that way the entire time I was reading Catcher in the Rye. Just shut up!

I think I have a serious problem with men having emotions. I crave love and affection and when a guy actually cares, I flip out. Crazy.

What it comes down to: Don't be the girl. I'M THE GIRL. It really irks me to be prodded about what we are, where to go next, why I do and don't do certain things. I will open up if you just let me be. But honestly, if I'm not asking these questions, then you shouldn't be either, it's clearly not that deep.

Does any of this make any sense? Ultimately: Dating younger guys recently has been a learning experience. Nagging when you are the one who isn't following through is unacceptable. In the past I definitely did this, and it drives people away. Don't do it. I'm going to try my best not to. You should too. Kthxbai.

Whew!

I prefer "new car" smell...

Oh man! I wanna be at X-Games Fifteen!

Why, why, whyyyy did Axe make a spray that smells like leather? Realllly?!

"Hey guy, i'm a vegetarian, I really wish you smelled like dead cow hide"

No thanks.

I'm all for men smelling good, but leather is just...nasty.

Omg. Not only did they create this crap, but Axe threw a leather party! How dare they!! So uncool and unnecessary. Boo, Axe, boo!

EPIC WIN

Just got home from the Idols Live concert... [[don't judge]]

I'm not going to review the whole show, because, well, that's just unnecessary, but I will say two things:

1. Adam Lambert is a sexual GOD. I think he could possibly turn a straight man gay. Sort of like Dani Campbell from Tila Tequila turned me a little bi. Dani if you're out there, I live like, 20 minutes from you...I'm single and still interested! ha...no joke...someone find her for me. She's in Deerfield...somewhere....

2. Kris Allen is a talented, sexy, wonderful, under-appreciated performer! Far exceeded my expectations! A+!!!!

I took a crapload of pics but they are on Ilana's camera...patiently awaiting their arrival in my inbox so I can share with all you haters ;]

I got yet another compliment on my glasses tonight..from a woman, no less. Not sure I understand it..I never see people in glasses and feel compelled to talk about them, but people say stuff about mine ALL the time. It was nice of her to say though. I think people should give each other more compliments.

Dear Readers,

You are beautiful. NEVER, never forget it, or let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

Love, Jamie.

My cat is a superhero. She runs at the speed of light.

Oh! Pics have arrived! and I have lost most of you by this point because this post is too long.

Soooo...goodnight and enjoy!! IDOLS FTW!!!!

The Return of the Maintenance Man

Before I tell the maintenance guy story, I must say that everyone should check out this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1

What an interesting concept....

Ok, onwards...

The maintenance man came back today. I was sleeping, and not in clothes. He knocks, rings the doorbell..I wake up, realizing I'm not dressed and panic. These dudes have a key, and my room is thisclose to the front door. I run to close the bedroom door, throw some clothes on, just in time for him to turn the key and come in.

Long story short, something was wrong with the AC downstairs, he had to drain it from up here. He then proceeded to ask me if I had a bf, and why did my last one break up with me, "is he blind?" LOL I thought that was kinda cute. He made sure he was off the clock again to say all this.

Then he offered me free drugs...

the end.

there's really no hope, is there? show me a signnnn hahahahaha

Everybody Get Dangerous

I want to watch Family Matters so bad.

What ever happened to men courting women? Urkel courted Laura, annoyingly, yes, but he did it. Can we go back to that?

I can barely get a man to call me. Technology has ruined all conventions. The internet gives us false hope. There is no "getting to know you" any more. There's no time to have a crush.

I act like if I had someone courting me I'd be happy, which isn't really true either. I tend to turn my nose up at compliments, and doting behavior. What is wrong with women?! We all do it, I know it...but I can't really figure it out. Like I wonder if Taylor Hanson was courting me if I'd be such a bitch?

Anyway. There are a ton of commercials for that show Holidate. I wanna go on it. Not so much for finding a man, but just to get the heck outta Florida for a bit. Be alone in a different city..I need excitement! Bring on the Family Matters re-runs!