Persistence..is futile

So there is this new phenomenon happening...

I'm getting messages from people that I've been ignoring, and they are YELLING at me for not answering. LoL. Really?

Not the way to charm a woman.

Under the sea..

I joined a new dating site, out of pure boredom I suppose. I'm fairly content with my current male interactions but these sites are just so amusing.

In less than a week I have received over 200 messages, 3 of which were propositions from girls.

I also have been told over 4 times that I look like Mila Kunis. My pictures are very deceiving, I like it. But imagine the eventual disappointment these men will have when they meet me. If...they meet me. Which is unlikely. Poor muscley masses of So.Fla. I could only be so lucky as to look like her.

Thoughts?

Pwned

I am totally the suck for not updating. I realize this. I'm training for a half marathon and am chronically exhausted.

Anyway. I received this message today:

"What kind of bread of kitten do you have?"

and another with a subject line that read "the one."

and another with a subject line that read "poop."

and another asking me about my "wierd" tattoos.

Also, if another person asks me about "UM bop" I'm going to explode.

Brilliant people here on the intarwebz.

This is a lameeee revival post. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow.