Pwned

I am totally the suck for not updating. I realize this. I'm training for a half marathon and am chronically exhausted.

Anyway. I received this message today:

"What kind of bread of kitten do you have?"

and another with a subject line that read "the one."

and another with a subject line that read "poop."

and another asking me about my "wierd" tattoos.

Also, if another person asks me about "UM bop" I'm going to explode.

Brilliant people here on the intarwebz.

This is a lameeee revival post. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow.